Today I have to take a piss test today for my new job. The last time I had to do one it was really embarrassing and frustrating. For some reason I can’t pee under pressure lol. This time I’m preparing by pretty much drowning myself in water all morning. The plan is to literally walk in, pee and leave. No wait and no failed attempts!
Actually thinking about it, I should’ve downed like a six-pack of beer instead…
- I wouldn’t have to deal with nasty, tasteless, bland water.
- My bladder acts like it’s nonexistent whenever I drink alcohol.
- I’d be drunk.
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zcrescendo said:
This just made my day. lmao.
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