Andy seducing/hypnotizing me with a french fry.
please.
Britter sent me the most hilarious gift! FRENCH FRY LIP BALM!
Oh my god, I just opened it and it smells old, cold french fries lmao!! I guess French fry fragrance and petroleum jelly don’t mix well…but of course I still put some on!
Got a little in my mouth and I gagged a little, I’m dying laughing!! I’d imagine this is what a McDonald’s deep fryer tastes like after weeks of grease build up.
Anyone want a kiss?!
I left both of my chargers here at work last night, so I made that awful weekend commute to the city because I can’t function without technology for more than 4 hours.
And I guess since I’m at work, I might as well get some work done (after I eat my fries) and let my phone and iPad charge.
















